‎********** DAWAT KI TAYYARI **********

Koi bhi dawat aate ki ALERT hojate sab wo hisab se 

Planning karte din bhar ki...! :P

Aksar Dawat'an RAAT keich rehte...to us din khali NASHTE me banate Dopaher me kuch to aisich lite chala linge bol k MIRCHI YA BHAJIYE  nai to Nashte me banae so salan bacha so wo nai to ass pas kisi se thoda salan mang leke lite lite kha lete LEKIN PAKAINGE NAHI US DIN.... RAAT me khanaich hai na dawat me bol ke.....:D

Dopaher seich bolna shuru kar dete MAGHRIB ke baad seich tayyar hona shuru kardo dekho 8 baje tak nikal jana hai JALDI JA KE JALDI AA SAKTE phIr kal SCHOOL'an COLLEGE'an rehte.....:P

Ab ek k baad ek nahane jate....lekin hamari KHAWATEEN MASHALLAH hai naha ke nikal ke do mint nai hota tayyar hone se pehle phir MUH DHO ke aate....BLEACHING hoti phir MULTANI MATTHI ke sath cleaning....:D


Peeche pad jate tayyar ho jao bol k...ab MARD BACHCHE tayyar hoke EK EK,DO DO ghante SOFE pe bhaith ke PAIR'an hila lete intezar karte bhaitthe KHAWATEEN ka naam o nishaan bhi nai rehta....pukaar pukaar galla bhaith jata......aare do mint ruko AUTO LAO JAO bol ke aati awaz andar se.....;)

Hallu ek do mint ke baad koi to bhi baher aate kuch to MAKE UP ka saman lene ab dekhe to kya hai JAISE K WAISICH DIHTE na kapde pehente na Make up pura rehta.....ek ghante kya kare kisku bhi nai malum...:/
Tayyar hoke bachche pure ghar meich thak jate pure kapde kuppa kar lete...:D



Chote bachcho ku SPECIAL TAYYAR karte dawat'on me jana raha to >> 
NUMBER, TWO NUMBER karliye to bhi malum nai hona bol k....;) lekn chote bache karte ki ro shuru kar ke alag alagich surat'an banate to samaj jana OUT GOING CALLS shuru hogae so....:D

Ab Auto lake 15 mint thaire pukare pukaare baad Auto wala Horn'an mare baad pure
nikalte bahar MAHARANI'an MATAK letewe.....:P
Kitta bhi jaldi jane ki koshish karo woich 9.30 nai to 10 baje nikalte jaldi aane ka to sawal hi nai hota 2 nai to 3 baje aate....school'an GOL,college'an GOL.....:D


Loga bolte HYDERABADIYAN time ke paband 

hai...HATTTT sab BAMMA HAI...! :P ;)

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Finally Shadi Ke Din

                                           Finally Shadi Ke Din

Dinner invitation is known as "ration card" – if there is no dinner, a lot of them are disappointed, they say "kya jate miya auto ka kiraya dal ke, kheench nai hai"


Many still take "Jode Ki Rakham" (cash)

If you ask Dulahe Raaj, he will say " mere ku nai maloom ammi aur abba ki badoun me baat huwi, main to nakko bola sheikh"


These days "Nikaah" takes place at Masjid, but the jahez (dowry) reaches goom’s home late night when neighbours are deep in sleep.

Men wear sherwani on "shadi ke din" and suit on "Valime ke din"(they think shewarni is the only dress for "Shadi", and suit for "valima dinner").






                 Finally Shadi Ke Din

Invitations clearly mention that nikaah is at 7 pm but dulhe raaja arrives at 8:30, 9:00. 9:30.

Soon after nikah, people are desperately waiting for some one to announce "aaiye" – (call for dinner) because on his way to the function hall he will stop at a cool drink store and drinks 7up or pepsi (bhook khulne) and the moment he hears the call "aaiye he jumps like hungry dog.

They are crazy about "Chicken" – puri dish undal leta mauka milte hi. Doosre guest ka khyaal nahi karta.

Pahle haleem khaleta, phir chicken, phir biryani, phir chicken, phir ublahuwa anda, phir chicken, phir chicken, and again chicken, phir ek katora furit salad, phir kaddu ki kheer, phir qubani ka meeta, and after eating all this he puts some "Dahi ki chatni in his palm" and starts licking it.






                Finally Shadi Ke Din


When he is done with food, he needs a cigarette or gutka and then the discussion on the quality of food starts.

Ladies section is like "fish market"

Finding a Match

Finding a Match

All most all the cases are dealt by "Marriage Bureau"




A team of one dozen go to see the girl (to eat and drink: pastries, bananas, mixture, fruit biscuits, etc)


When they return home after seeing the girl, someone from the family says "badi se manjhli ke aank nak ache hai"




If they want to reject they say "Ladki ka khad kam hai. Hamare bache ki height achhi hai (5.6)


They say "Ladke ku Family Visa bhi hai" (even if he makes 1600 riyals).


They say Ladke ka Sheikh (kafil) bahut acha hai tankha badatoun bola shadi ke bad.


All matrimonial ads mention boys salary in "rupees" so that the amount looks big.

Finding a Match

All most all ads say "ladki soum our sala ki paband hai’




All matrimonial ads. Say "shadi mein jaldi hai, ladki ke bhai bahar is aye huwe hain"




Advertisements some times clearly mention: "Ladke ku karobar bhi laga ke denge" or "Azad visa bhi denge" or "ladki ke naam pe jayezaad hain (200 gaz ka plot, makan ya phir flat"




Hyderabadi parents only look for: US/Canadian immigrants or Gulf settled – Deen ki nisbat pe rishte karne wale aaj kal bahut kam milenge.


Shadi ke mamle me "Bherd Chaal Chalte" jo jaisa kara waise sab follow karte"

Finding a Match

Har kisi ku Gori Ladki Chahiye – Khud bhilaven ke jais rahta.


Har ladke ki Amrika ki koshish chalte rahti ya phir bhainoyi saudi ka visa bhejne wale hai. Landan ki koshi bhi side mein chalti.


Ladkiyoun ku pakwan zyada nahin ata – If you ask them why" they reply "Laad pyar se pale".


Inter Fail ladke ku bhi graduate ladki hona

Finally Shadi Ke Din

Dinner invitation is known as "ration card" – if there is no dinner, a lot of them are disappointed, they say "kya jate miya auto ka kiraya dal ke, kheench nai hai"




Many still take "Jode Ki Rakham" (cash)


If you ask Dulahe Raaj, he will say " mere ku nai maloom ammi aur abba ki badoun me baat huwi, main to nakko bola sheikh"




These days "Nikaah" takes place at Masjid, but the jahez (dowry) reaches goom’s home late night when neighbours are deep in sleep.


Men wear sherwani on "shadi ke din" and suit on "Valime ke din"(they think shewarni is the only dress for "Shadi", and suit for "valima dinner").

Finally Shadi Ke Din

Invitations clearly mention that nikaah is at 7 pm but dulhe raaja arrives at 8:30, 9:00. 9:30.


Soon after nikah, people are desperately waiting for some one to announce "aaiye" – (call for dinner) because on his way to the function hall he will stop at a cool drink store and drinks 7up or pepsi (bhook khulne) and the moment he hears the call "aaiye he jumps like hungry dog.


They are crazy about "Chicken" – puri dish undal leta mauka milte hi. Doosre guest ka khyaal nahi karta.


Pahle haleem khaleta, phir chicken, phir biryani, phir chicken, phir ublahuwa anda, phir chicken, phir chicken, and again chicken, phir ek katora furit salad, phir kaddu ki kheer, phir qubani ka meeta, and after eating all this he puts some "Dahi ki chatni in his palm" and starts licking it.

Finally Shadi Ke Din

When he is done with food, he needs a cigarette or gutka and then the discussion on the quality of food starts.


Ladies section is like "fish market"... hehehe ;)

                                 Food..


If they do not eat rice at least once a day they will die.(Nothing other than Rice is considered as a meal)


For them the only good dishes on earth are: Hyderabadi Biryani, Nahari, Haleem, Marg, Khatti Dal, Tamatoun ka Sherwa, Bhendi ka Sherwa, dhai ki kadi, palak ki bhaji, gawar ki phalli, alu baingan, keema alu methi, khagina, khichdi, pyaz ka anda, papad, boti ka salan, khadi dal, murghi ka khorma, baghara khana dalcha, Til ka Khatta, mirchiyan bhajiye, khubani ka mittha, kaddu ki kheer and fruite salad.


They cannot digest or even praise: North indian, South indian, Lebanese, Italian, Arabic, Continental etc.












                  New Generation (males)


Over 96% are "badh soukh and badh zowkh"




They consider "Kalyani Biryani as Hyderabadi Biryani" and atleast once in a week he will visit "masha-allah, bismillah, and other restaurants – kisi na kisi to kaat te.


2 out of 3 are "Sharukh, Amir, Salman, or Sanjay


He feels offended if someone looks at him (Kaiku ghoorra miya?)


They only want to become an "engineer, doctor, MCA or MBA"




For most of them US Visa is a dream and Saudi visa a blessing.


Most of the Boys spends their precious time at "gali ke nukkard, Café, girls college, playing billiards, riding bikes, chatting on internet, teasing girls, changing mobile phones and spend their parents hard earned money.












                   New Generation (females)


If she is not studying at "St. Anns or Villa Mary" then she is not studying at all. Shadan College is a compromise.


Stanley is the only school and college for girls from Old City.

Begums is the most preferred beauty parlour.

Most of them cannot live without going to "Tutorial"




Most of them would not like to put on the Sharara for the second time. Har shadi me naya sharara chahiye.




They are obsessed by Hindi Film Actresses.

Who is a Hyderabadi?

Over 
96% Of Hyderabadis

Who is a Hyderabadi?

Among Males: Who donot hesitate to use words like"Baigan ke Ball"


Both genders cannot complete a sentense without


"Nakko, Hau, Hallu, Kaiku and Kate"








Daily...


He goes to Gas Station to fill and says: "Panch Point Single Oil Dalo"


He says ("abbi aataun mein") and vanishes for couple of hours or not come back at all.


Sleeps around 1 am and wakes only after 9:30 am


He drinks half cup tea atleast 6 times


Buys only one Gold Flake cigarette...

You will love this if u know Hyderabadis or if ur a hyderabadi... haha ;)

When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right and what is wrong: "Khaali peeli dimaagh kharab karra" When somebody tries to be over smart: "hushhari karra saala" When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes near his vehichle and starts giving him direction: "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hai,wahan left mudhiye, phir ek hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hai, usme chautha makaan hai right ku. Peele color ki gate hai dekho" Early morning in almost all mohallas of hyd there would be big sound of "Cheetay wale mauz, 2 rupiye dazan"  When some kid does not go to school and is seen playing by any adult of the mohalla "Kya re is-school nai jaake galli main goliyan khel ra, thair tumhare baava ko boltaun sham ku" Behind many autos "Maa ki dua" Standard Bargaining: "Rickshaw Tappa Chabutra chodh te kya. > 4 rupie hote. > 2 detiyun, chalte to bolo. > Kya Qala itne kam bolrain aap. Accha 3 rupiye de do. Accha chalo" > Elderly people of the mohalla at hotel: > "Aaj kal ke potte, pottiyon ke dimaaga kharab ho gaye > Abdul Bhai. Potton ku toh subah sham cricket hona , pottiyon ku subah sham tv, > gaana bajana bas yeich hai dekho. Sahee bolrain Khader Bhai, in logon > ka kya hota ki aage, chhoto badon ki tameezich nai hai yeh laundon main. Apne bachpaney main, badon ke samne topi pahne bagair nai jaate the apan logaan". > When they are having this discussion a small 6 year > kid is going to hotel to bring chai for his father. While passing by > this group he is singing a chalu song outloud > "Maza karle meri jaan, phir se na honge jawan. Bura > wura mat kahon, bura hain shaitan. Phir se na honge jawan re jawan -----". > Imagine the faces of the oldies > Friends going to movie:  > Kaleem: Arre Abdul kaan ja ra re tip top hoke. > Abdul: Filim ku ja raun, chalta kya. > Kaleem: Nahin tu jaa, main fakhaat (broke) hoon. > Abdul: Karey na pindey ki baat. Tumhare ku paise kaun > diyon bole. Tu Chal, mere paas maal hain. > Abdul: Arre Coolie picture aayi re Yakut main. > Kaleem: Arre nakko re Yakut main, garmi se mar jaate. > Arre parsu Khader jaake aaya Yakut ku. Bolra tha, interval ke baad > pankhe chalu karrain kate" You have to be really true blue hyderabadi to understand this. Saving from Mandi ka Sauda." 8 year old Abdul is seen eating at Gacchup (paani puri) ki bundi by his friend khader far away from his home. Khader: dekh raun Abdul dekh raun tereku Abdul: Arre tu idhar kaan se aaya re Khader: Thair, boltau beta tumhare ammi ku tu idhar bandi pe khara tha bolke Abdul: Arre nakko bol re bade bhai, tere pairan padhtaun Khader: Accha thode gacchup khilata ya nai. Khader: Kaan se aaye re tere paas itne paise Abdul: Kal Mandi ku gaya tha sauda laane. Khader: Kitte maara. Abdul: 4 rupie tees paise bache Abdul: Tu nahin gaya kya aaj. Khader: Arre kya bolu woh bandi waale ku. Iski maaki, Kamine ku aaj hi aana tha ghar ku." Kid caught by father playing in mohalla at time of exams: "Abse nai kartau Pappa, Allah ke vaste mereku nakko maro." Father gives him a sound thrashing and says "Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelte rehta. Padhne likhne ka shaukh hi nai hai, bas awara gardi hona. Iney aage jaake rikshaw chalata dekho. Agar tu examo main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke bahar bada detaun " By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine which happens all the time and then when kid passes and the kids mother or  grand mother scold the father by saying "main boli mera baccha waqat pey padh letaye magar tumku bas bichare bacche ku marna zaroori hai" then, even though the father is happy but his standard answer will be "kaisa pass ho gaya ki, ummeed to nahin dikhri thi". When one Mohallas guy is in another Mohalla chasing a> girl and that Mohalle ka pahelwan will catch him up: Ghouse Pahelwan: Kya baat hai baba, bahut dikh rain aaj kal idhar aap. Romeo: Nahin bhai aisich jaara tha. Ghouse Pahelwan: Aap acche ghar ke dikh rain baba, kayku karrain yeh harkataan. Romeo: Main kya kara bhai. Ghouse Pahelwan: (After giving a strong thappad) Nataka kara re saale. Pehchana re main kaun hoon. Yeinch cheer detau tereku Romeo: Arre kayku marrai bhai, main kya ra. Ghouse Pahelwan: (Again giving a strong thappad) Phir bola. Bhag yaan se fauran. Bade bade batan karra mere saamme. Agar ab ki baar mohalle main dikha to yeinch teri khabar khod detau dekhle"