You will love this if u know Hyderabadis or if ur a hyderabadi... haha ;)

When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right and what is wrong: "Khaali peeli dimaagh kharab karra" When somebody tries to be over smart: "hushhari karra saala" When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes near his vehichle and starts giving him direction: "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hai,wahan left mudhiye, phir ek hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hai, usme chautha makaan hai right ku. Peele color ki gate hai dekho" Early morning in almost all mohallas of hyd there would be big sound of "Cheetay wale mauz, 2 rupiye dazan"  When some kid does not go to school and is seen playing by any adult of the mohalla "Kya re is-school nai jaake galli main goliyan khel ra, thair tumhare baava ko boltaun sham ku" Behind many autos "Maa ki dua" Standard Bargaining: "Rickshaw Tappa Chabutra chodh te kya. > 4 rupie hote. > 2 detiyun, chalte to bolo. > Kya Qala itne kam bolrain aap. Accha 3 rupiye de do. Accha chalo" > Elderly people of the mohalla at hotel: > "Aaj kal ke potte, pottiyon ke dimaaga kharab ho gaye > Abdul Bhai. Potton ku toh subah sham cricket hona , pottiyon ku subah sham tv, > gaana bajana bas yeich hai dekho. Sahee bolrain Khader Bhai, in logon > ka kya hota ki aage, chhoto badon ki tameezich nai hai yeh laundon main. Apne bachpaney main, badon ke samne topi pahne bagair nai jaate the apan logaan". > When they are having this discussion a small 6 year > kid is going to hotel to bring chai for his father. While passing by > this group he is singing a chalu song outloud > "Maza karle meri jaan, phir se na honge jawan. Bura > wura mat kahon, bura hain shaitan. Phir se na honge jawan re jawan -----". > Imagine the faces of the oldies > Friends going to movie:  > Kaleem: Arre Abdul kaan ja ra re tip top hoke. > Abdul: Filim ku ja raun, chalta kya. > Kaleem: Nahin tu jaa, main fakhaat (broke) hoon. > Abdul: Karey na pindey ki baat. Tumhare ku paise kaun > diyon bole. Tu Chal, mere paas maal hain. > Abdul: Arre Coolie picture aayi re Yakut main. > Kaleem: Arre nakko re Yakut main, garmi se mar jaate. > Arre parsu Khader jaake aaya Yakut ku. Bolra tha, interval ke baad > pankhe chalu karrain kate" You have to be really true blue hyderabadi to understand this. Saving from Mandi ka Sauda." 8 year old Abdul is seen eating at Gacchup (paani puri) ki bundi by his friend khader far away from his home. Khader: dekh raun Abdul dekh raun tereku Abdul: Arre tu idhar kaan se aaya re Khader: Thair, boltau beta tumhare ammi ku tu idhar bandi pe khara tha bolke Abdul: Arre nakko bol re bade bhai, tere pairan padhtaun Khader: Accha thode gacchup khilata ya nai. Khader: Kaan se aaye re tere paas itne paise Abdul: Kal Mandi ku gaya tha sauda laane. Khader: Kitte maara. Abdul: 4 rupie tees paise bache Abdul: Tu nahin gaya kya aaj. Khader: Arre kya bolu woh bandi waale ku. Iski maaki, Kamine ku aaj hi aana tha ghar ku." Kid caught by father playing in mohalla at time of exams: "Abse nai kartau Pappa, Allah ke vaste mereku nakko maro." Father gives him a sound thrashing and says "Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelte rehta. Padhne likhne ka shaukh hi nai hai, bas awara gardi hona. Iney aage jaake rikshaw chalata dekho. Agar tu examo main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke bahar bada detaun " By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine which happens all the time and then when kid passes and the kids mother or  grand mother scold the father by saying "main boli mera baccha waqat pey padh letaye magar tumku bas bichare bacche ku marna zaroori hai" then, even though the father is happy but his standard answer will be "kaisa pass ho gaya ki, ummeed to nahin dikhri thi". When one Mohallas guy is in another Mohalla chasing a> girl and that Mohalle ka pahelwan will catch him up: Ghouse Pahelwan: Kya baat hai baba, bahut dikh rain aaj kal idhar aap. Romeo: Nahin bhai aisich jaara tha. Ghouse Pahelwan: Aap acche ghar ke dikh rain baba, kayku karrain yeh harkataan. Romeo: Main kya kara bhai. Ghouse Pahelwan: (After giving a strong thappad) Nataka kara re saale. Pehchana re main kaun hoon. Yeinch cheer detau tereku Romeo: Arre kayku marrai bhai, main kya ra. Ghouse Pahelwan: (Again giving a strong thappad) Phir bola. Bhag yaan se fauran. Bade bade batan karra mere saamme. Agar ab ki baar mohalle main dikha to yeinch teri khabar khod detau dekhle"